"A beautiful high sulfer variety of coal"

Today I went to Michelle's house to watch the football games and work on my Christmas cards. I ended up doing neither. I went with her family and the kids went to see Santa. Well, Santa almost ruined the Christmas present thing Michelle had planned. See, Michelle got a dog for the kids, but Santa told them he couldn't bring them a dog. Now she is writing a letter saying that he changed his mind and decided to drop off the dog early. The dog is at her mother-in-laws house and they want to go ahead and bring it to their house so it will get adjusted. Then we went to wal-mart where I bought an elf that Michelle could use. She keeps looking for The Elf on the Shelf book but can't find it anywhere. So I bought an elf for her to use. The book basically says that Santa sent the elf to report back to him whether or not the kids are being good. It just sits in the house and watches them, then every night goes back to the north pole to report back how the kids where. When the elf returns, he is in a different place. So you basically move him around the house. You can also have it do different things like change the toilet bowl water, etc. The kids freaked out when they came home and saw the elf. Wyatt went to the bathroom and that's when Michelle put out the elf. It was hilarious. The elf's name is Oliver. We told them the elf wouldn't move while they were watching him so they went and hid behind the Christmas tree. It was so funny! Anyways, Carrie sent me this text message of this sign that said Cowboys Welcome. I was like Carrie you should buy it for your house since I don't have a house. She said that it was already sold though :( Oh well, there is always next year.

Christmas Song of the Day: Christmas Time is Here